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ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

(via 11thour)

many-worlds:

[In a Parks and Rec blooper, Andy Dwyer, AKA Special Agent Bert Macklin, runs out of a door behind a desk, sliding gracefully over it and shouting to Chris and Leslie.
Andy: “I got it! I got it!
Leslie: “Nice!”
Andy: “I also got… some dude’s briefcase.” He holds it up.
Chris Trager: I believed in you, buddy. But you should to put that back.
Leslie: “How did you do this!” Andy whips the briefcase behind him without looking. The camera follows as it soars into the lightswitch, turning the light off.
Amy and the camera look up at the light and Chris Pratt stutters for a second trying to cover it up. Meanwhile, Rob Lowe has been staring offscreen at the light switch and says
“that’s…. fucking hilarious. He not only broke the light switch, he shattered the faceplate.”
The camera zooms in to confirm. and Chris Pratt sings a little song "that’s not something props’ gonna fix. That’s gonna be a little harder to fix. Sorry, I’m out!" He runs to slide back over the counter and falls loudly, kicking a Mac computer off the counter. Behind the counter, glass breaks.]

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny